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Saturday, July 16, 2005

Suffer in Hell?

Hm...yesterday piggy got ticked off by well meaning friends on how Piggy wasted food....In summary :-

1. Eating the egg in the egg tart and throwing off the skin is sinful
2. Eating the pizza and leaving the crust is wasteful
3. Eating the meat on top of the sushi and throw the sushi rice away is ..... so "chit to"

--there are many more which Piggy forgotten...but if you ask any of Piggy's friends, sure they will give you the whole long list.....It is the currently most 'IN' topic discussed among friends....."hm...should piggy be impressed? proud? ashamed? hm....."

Well usually Piggy being even tempered and all, will just smile and shrug it off cause Piggy always believe in freedom of speech. Piggy might not like the comment but you are entittle to voice it.. fair huh? Ok so here is wat happens:-

Lunch in KLCC. After food left a piece of pizza. Piggy was thinking what a waste for not finishing it.......when....

Day : Hey Pig, eat the pizza will ya...
Pig : Ok............ ( thinking --> hope they dont comment on the leftover crust..........maybe should reject since, piggy also full but.....very wasteful wo...........maybe left crust is better than left pizza hor....)
*** after comsuming pizza and left crust****
Dino: Aiya u see u see, she left the crust again.....i tell you........she is like that one.....she eating veli funny one....let me tell u neh
** start the story on piggy's numerous eating habits.............everyone laf laf laf, piggy shrug.......**
Frog : **point to crust**, You all know **looking at everyone on the table**, when she is dead, she is gonna suffer for it...........
Dino : Yeah yeah...hahaha, maybe in hell they will serve her only egg tart skin....
** whole table laf, piggy give pained smile.....**

Joke? Well it felt like cursing Piggy......."sigh" piggy do have a few replies that Piggy would dearly love to reply:-
a. Oh is it..........I am soooooo scared.....

b. Oh yeah? well I will see you guys there too cause i just remember the kerang that you throw off everytime you eat char kwai teow, or the chicken skin that you throw away when eating KFC or the bawang that you throw away when its on your meal and you dont like it or the fatty meat that was removed?....or its justificable because its small portion compare to an egg tart skin....and maybe people are scared getting heart attacks...etc etc

c. Oh WOW.............did Catholism teach you that, coool............no wonder you keep attending these courses..must be full of hell and brimstorm.....

d. Thanks for looking after my welfare.....

Reason why a-c will never be mentioned and will remained in this blog forever :-
a. It lunch and there are innocent bystanders. If Piggy were to say it, it will be war when everyone will bind together and point their fingers at piggy while they defend their point and piggy will end up not only wasteful but ungrateful too not to mention the whole situation wil be tensed and no one will dare ask piggy out to lunch again

b. Their basic reason for chastining Piggy is really for Piggy's good...Piggy is truely grateful Piggy have good friends that will tell when Piggy's wrong.....so for that, Piggy will give pained smile.

c. Piggy is wasting food. No matter the justification, whenever Piggy throw away any food, Piggy is aware that its wasteful and it is a sin.

Reason why D was not mentioned :-

Piggy can't say it cause Piggy was feeling a bit hurt over the 'suffer in hell' thingy. Probably will look and sound fake.

However as a note, piggy does not really care the burn in hell thing for piggy wil end up there no matter what. Simple reason is, Piggy have sinned too much even though piggy don't waste food and according to Christians you will end up there if you dont believe in Jesus. Since Pigyy have yet to believe, therefore Piggy will end up there.

But what raised Piggy's hackles is the way it was said.........really Piggy dont mind repeated stories on Piggy numerous eating habits, dont mind, when ppl gives Piggy disgusted looks, makes digusting sounds......seriously dont mind BUT when Piggy was condemmend like that.......hm.... all Piggy can say, is.....i will see you there, If i reach there earlier, I will booked a place for you..

ANYWAY, as a compromise, Piggy hereby pledged to :-
a. TO eat any food WHOLE and NOT leave pieces here and there in order not to waste food
b. IF Piggy cannot controlled the urge to eat, Piggy will NOT eat in front of well meaning friends to advoid them feeling vindictive/ sorry / angry towards Piggy. Let Piggy bear the sin alone.
Fair? Ok........... Case close

Ps : On the sushi thingy, Piggy seldom if ever just leave the rice, Occasions will be in buffet when Piggy had taken to many and cant finish it. Therefore Piggy had oledi amended the strategy of eating to advoid this kind of waste --> the commenter would have realise this is she/he were to pay more attention

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